Saturday, December 31, 2005

Historical Dictionary of American Slang

They've decided on "Jump the couch" as this year's #1 new slang. This, of course, referring to crazy Tom on the Oprah couch and meaning "frenetic or bizarre behavior."
Runners-up:
"floodweiser" the bottles water supplied by Budweiser for Katrina relief.
"whale tail" the thong peaking out of low rise jeans.
"flee-ance" runaway bride
"drink the koolaid" blindly accept a philosophy etc
"dirka dirka" from Team America

Thursday, December 29, 2005

I'm So Boring

It's true, I haven't been here because I have nothing to say! How is that?? I love to talk and there should be plenty to talk about...after all, I sit at home all day with my kids and other people's kids. Okay, so maybe that's why. Here's what I've been thinking about:

Why the hell would they have this many weeks of reruns in the middle of the season?

We finally got our Hawaii vouchers, we are going and I'm not so worried about leaving the girls anymore!

The last part of Romans is pretty good, it makes me like Paul a little better.

I can't believe I'm reading the Bible.

Mini bagels are perfect for salami and cream cheese sandwiches.

I would shrivel up and die without the internet. (How did our mothers do this?)

Why can't I find a decent movie that starts with N, K, or Y? I'm ready to settle for Young Guns.

I like Matt but I can't stand Katie.

Kate Beckinsale is really hot in Underworld, but I don't really like her in other things.

I hate AOL and hate that we have to use it again just so we don't have to pay for internet.

There you go, a peek into why I haven't been posting anything.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Tuesday Fun with Links

Love, love, love this one, Go Fug Yourself. I have never enjoyed People or US or celebrity magazine shows but these girls are so funny!
Another one is Awful Plastic Surgery. It points out obvious celebrity work.
(Both of these links were found on Star Spangled Haggis...we didn't visit plastic surgery until very recently as we were afraid it would be botched surgeries, eww.)