Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Granny Panties

They don't make little girls any sweeter than my Vegas. Just this morning as I was getting dressed after a shower, she said the sweetest thing. She said, "I like your BIG underwear, Mommy." Yeah, she's sweet.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Get Saved! or Satan Will Kill Your Cat

In honor of Halloween, I reach into my bag of crazy Pentacostal shit and give you...TRACTS.
(these are all found at chick.com, each one is linked to the full version)

Here's one recommended for the younger children who come to your door for candy

Oh, yes, those children are going to sacrifice her poor little kitty for a spell (on Halloween, of course) C'mon, people, someone had to put a stop to those satan-loving, ritualistic murderers code-named "first graders"

And here's a classic I actually remember from when I was young

Here's one about Islam, did you know that God doesn't love you until you are "born again"?
Oh, and this one is "redrawn for black readers"

But God doesn't only hate muslims...

When Jt and I couldn't remember what JCC stood for, he came up with "Jewish Central Command" NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE!!

Catholicism's pact with the devil, REVEALED! This one's called "Death Cookie"

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Here's Your F*cking X-Mas Card

These are hilarious! O Plus D makes me want to send out Christmas cards this year. They've got cards for all occasions.

Monday, October 23, 2006

18 People With My Name

LogoThere are:
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Thursday, October 19, 2006

And On A Lighter Note...

These may not have you "rotfl" or even "lol" but they're funny...
Try and guess what these mean and then find the answers HERE


They did leave out byh (translation in the comments!)