Auntie Your kid is weird
St Uh oh, I don't want to know. Which one?
St Do I want to know? I don't want to know. Why, what did she do?
Auntie We were watching tv and she got up on my lap and started putting her finger in my face. I couldn't figure out what she was saying. I thought she had a boo-boo so I tried to kiss her finger.
St Oh no
Auntie She pulled it away and said, 'NO! SMELL my finger.'
St Oh my god. I don't know where ---
Auntie So I did...
You can guess the rest of their conversation. Something like, "Ew! Where was your finger?!" "My Butt!"
6 years ago