1. My husband has no stones! Er, uh...no kidney stones that is
2. A new friend at school who arranges playdates and takes the four-year-old to the potty. TWICE
3. Billy. Billy as crazy and even Billy as cop with bad hat-hair
Dude. Put your hat back on.
4. The tax return's higher than we thought!
5. Cheesecake (one of them had to be food)
6 years ago